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mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

amourdur:

wolfxanj:

these make me happy

The potato one haha

theuppitynegras:

shutupaubrey:

black dress black undies black soul 

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

fridgewitch:

"Come, brother, our young charge is on the move. We must hither to his side"

fridgewitch:

"Come, brother, our young charge is on the move. We must hither to his side"

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup