WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
Ye olde gender fluidity.
Clouds are perfect.
- 9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
- 12am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 1am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 2am: "I'm going to bed now."
- 3am: "FUCK."
- 4am: "FUCK."
- 5am: "OKAY."
Oh hell no
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
actually, unless your ass is fuckin two dimensional, you’ll probably want to use
to approximate one cheek of a dual-ellipsoid shaped ass
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
You know what needs more lesbians?
Absolutely everything. I can not think of a single thing that would not benefit from the addition of lesbians.