samuel-wooff:

Morning glory is a bitch…

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

esscence:

youthopian:

mildrose:

sadteenproblems:

i wish more guys groomed up like this this is sexy not freaking saggy pants

preach

god gentlemen are so sexy

ohmygod hes so hot

fierrrrrrce:

u kool?

foreveralone-lyguy:

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

the cat cant even get in

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

f-allendreams:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

themasterslover:

geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long

welshmullet:

Can I get a snow globe of this?

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

allie-whack:

almost-always-eventually-right:

Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.

This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.

This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.

This was the moment that never truly left him.

Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.

Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.

if-i-were-the-rain:

loving-laufeyson:

beautyisinthesimplicity:

probably my favorite gif ever

nope nope nope beautiful moose

in this gif his shirt looks kinda green and that’s making me think he looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up