do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
why doesn’t anyone ever mention how good at sewing spiderman is
never skip leg day
There are two kinds of parrots…
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks