Crazy Tumblr Themes

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

givemeinternet:

My new favorite gif

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

thegeeksloveme:

He gives me life.

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

image

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

insanity-and-vanity:

accurate depiction of my current mood

insanity-and-vanity:

accurate depiction of my current mood

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”